An Abundance of Katherines

Title: An Abundance of Katherines
Author: John Green
Publisher: Dutton Books
Copyright: 2006
ISBN: 9780525476887

Reading Level: 
Grades 7-12

Genre: Coming-of-age

Reader’s Annotation: Colin Singleton, former child prodigy, has been dumped 19 times, all by girls named Katherine.

Review
Colin Singleton believes himself to be a genius, but he worries constantly about doing something to earn recognition as such. So far all he's done is win a game show for child prodigies. He is a fount of trivia and a compulsive anagrammer, but the "eureka moment" that will produce work of enduring greatness eludes him--as does relationship success. Colin has only one close friend, Hassan, and though Colin's dated a lot of girls--all 19 of them, oddly enough, named Katherine--they've all dumped him. Usually in short order.

His most recent rejection by a Katherine has left him in a pathetic state. Hassan convinces him that a road trip is the cure. The two land in the crappy town of Gutshot, Tennessee, lured by its unlikely claim to be the final resting place of Archduke Francis Ferdinand. The two friends fall in with a group of local teens whose lives are intoxicatingly different from theirs.

Another important element (though not a big source of excitement story-wise) is Colin's work on his Theorem of Underlying Katherine Predictability, which he believes will be his ticket to fame and glory. In it he seeks to mathematically represent all his past Katherine romances and use the resulting function to predict the outcome of any new relationship. The math behind this is explained in an appendix contributed by the author's mathematician friend. Furthermore, the book is peppered with footnotes, ostensibly factual asides from Colin's busy brain.

The results of all this eccentricity are a bit uneven. Colin has a singular and sometimes very funny voice, but he can also be whiny and unsympathetic. More problematically, the plot is a bit sketchy and rather slow. But the hilarious bits about devious feral pigs, including an epic chase scene, cover a multitude of sins.  

Challenge Issues: Language, teen drinking, teen sex (nothing graphic)

Divergent

Title: Divergent
Author: Veronica Roth
Publisher: Katherine Tegen Books
Copyright: 2011
ISBN: 9780062024022

Reading Level: 
Grades 7-12

Genre: Dystopian--action

Reader’s Annotation: Yet another seemingly unremarkable girl learns that she represents an existential threat to her dystopian society, kindles obligatory tepid romance with sensitive hot guy.

Review
Utilitarian writing without the bare-bones urgency of the Hunger Games trilogy. Suspension of disbelief comes with the territory, but the conceit of this particular dystopian society really strains it. Could anyone honestly believe that all humans have one and only one defining personality trait (from among the four the author has chosen, seemingly at random)? There are some memorable elements--for example, the "Dauntless" group that heroine Tris joins gets around by hopping on and off moving el trains in a ravaged post-apocalyptic Chicago. But the book doesn't come close to living up to the hype, and its runaway popularity is unfathomable to me. However, I find that I still want to see the movie, mostly because it is a movie with a female protagonist, and there aren't a lot of those to choose from these days.

Challenge Issues: Teens beating each other up, attempted rape (in virtual reality) 

Beauty Queens

Title: Beauty Queens
Author: Libba Bray
Publisher: Scholastic Press
Copyright: 2011
ISBN: 9780439895989

Reading Level: 
Grades 9-12

Genre: Black comedy

Reader’s Annotation: Teen beauty queens crash-land on an island; they practice pageant routines and survival skills; chaos and occasional hilarity ensue.

Review
My enduring impression of Beauty Queens is one of frustration. The setup (teen beauty pageant contestants stranded on a desert island) is ripe for comedy, and as a sendup of Lord of the Flies the book is sometimes very clever. There are some nice girl-power moments. But the book is very sloppily written (lines attributed to characters who are not supposed to have arrived on the scene yet, inconsistencies in characters' backstories) and the author is more interested in hammering home messages than developing characters. The plot is pure silliness--dreamy boys playing at pirates for a reality show arrive on the scene; the drawn-out, frenetic ending, in which the girls rescue themselves from the clutches of an evil corporation, is almost impossible to follow.

More gripes: out of the ten or so beauty queens who are major characters, only one is in pageants because she actually likes them. All the others have ulterior motives, manipulative parents, and/or something to prove. Though a mix of motivations among contestants is realistic, this ratio seems ridiculous. And to elaborate on the character vs. message problem: each girl represents an issue. There's the transgender contestant, the lesbian, the handicapped (deaf) girl, the hyper-religious/emotionally abused/sexually repressed one, etc, etc. Way too many issues, no subtlety. And I found the author's treatment of teen sex frankly stupid. One character gets badly burned when she has sex with a guy she barely knows, but she doesn't take this as any kind of indication that in future it might be better to be more cautious. The hyper-religious/emotionally abused/sexually repressed character (why must YA authors insist on treating religiosity as an affliction? There's so little thoughtfulness around religion in the genre, as a rule) finally realizes the folly of her mother's teachings. When she has sex with a man she's just met, the encounter turns into an epic love story that lasts a lifetime. GIVE ME A BREAK.

I see that I've complained a lot. It may look like I hated the book. I did not hate it. What makes the book so frustrating is that it has a lot of potential. Bray is a talented, imaginative, funny writer. With more vigorous editing this book could have been great, but instead it was mostly irritating.    

Challenge Issues: Language, teen sex (not very graphic), death of teenage beauty queens treated flippantly, all adults portrayed as clueless, incompetent, and/or evil